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Fast-Approaching Lohan Trainwreck Promises To Be A Spectacular And Tragic Waste
By Smaktakula These are lean times for Promethean Times’ Patron Skank, Lindsay Lohan. The plucky actress has faced anti-skank bigotry in India, the unlawful appropriation of her name and likeness by...
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Promethean Times has long been regarded as the last of the truth-tellers, a lonely voice in the wilderness trumpeting to all who will hear it the nefarious doings of the Cannabis Mafia, as well as its...
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Headlines: Great Big Boobs & A Phyllis Diller Smile
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Untruth & Consequences: Drug School! (Part II)
By Tardsie I Have Always Believed Learning To Be A Life-Long Process. Part The Last: In which we finally stop talking for a while. After finishing my class-prep in the parking lot of a McDonald’s, I...
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